Cain, Pawlenty, Palin, Bachman and Mitt. Who's the most conservative?

Given that ONLY the most right wing of the right wing will get the GOP/Teabag/Fox 'News' party's nod to go up against Barack, which of the above actually is the furthest to the right? The winner has to be anti abortion, anti gay, anti public education, anti climate change, anti solar and wind and/or anti EPA at the very least. The winner must be pro lowering taxes, pro oil and coal, pro religion (christian) in government and pro 'states rights. Being for 'the gold standard' helps, and of course a bigger military, killing off Social Security and Medicare is essential. Which one lifts your skirt?